“Dear Maggie” is a weekly column in the School Newsletter. Our resident School mascot/spirit, Maggie, is ready to dish out with the tea or the advice, depending on the questions from her concerning readers… and all with a little sass and humor!
Dear Maggie
Dear Maggie – September 5, 2024
This week it’s a school grandparent who reaches out to Maggie for some insight on the upcoming Mass In The Grass. Maggie gets into the weed(s) on this one to give some SMOS background on the event, and lead Grandpa out of his haze!
Dear Maggie – August 29, 2024
This week Maggie hears from a peppy parent who is looking to add a little spirit into her wear at SMOS events! Maggie helps this parent go from drab to fab with new arrivals from our (local) fashion partner – just in time to show off the latest Fall looks on the soccer sidelines this season!
Dear Maggie – August 22, 2024
Maggie has been having one heckuva brat Summer! She’s just getting back into the swing of things now – and she’s ready for her close-up, Mr. Demille! Maggie is here this week to tell you how to put the MORE in glaMOUR!
Dear Maggie – May 16, 2024
Maggie’s got big plans over the Summer – and they involve TV. Not watching it – being on it! She plans to be the ultimate game show contestant, and since this is the last official newsletter for this school year, she plans to take full advantage of her early exit. So, this is goodbye until August – or as they say in television, that’s a wrap!
Dear Maggie – May 9, 2024
This week, Maggie reaches out to rescue a school Mom with a titanic dilemma – she’s sunk when it comes to handling more in May (and no, it’s not because of all of this rain!) Maggie votes for a little focus on the School Board election, and assures her that she’s not all wet if she just moves onto Summer vacation now, and let’s the rest of it go.
Dear Maggie – May 2, 2024
In this week’s column, Maggie promises not to deny service to a parental techie who wants her to download the deets about Dragon’s Grove 2.0. The answer is as simple as ABC, but explaining this alpha-bet soup to a beta-loving dad proves that Maggie can put the AI in sAInt!
Dear Maggie – April 25, 2024
Maggie’s column is usurped today by her trusty admin, Gen (as in St. Genesius, the patron saint of secretaries), who has an axe to grind with our Ms. Maggie (which has nothing to do with the rumors of his beheading!) It appears that Gen was all-but-forgotten yesterday for Administrative Professionals Day – and he wants to make sure that we all didn’t lose our heads and forget to thank Chris Stephens & Jennifer Shearer for everything they do around the school!
Dear Maggie – April 18, 2024
The hills are alive with the sounds of… Beyonce?!? In this week’s column, Maggie steps in to sashay a Mom confused about the Family Dance into the right tempo. Maggie’s here with all the deets before you can say so long, farewell!
Dear Maggie – April 11, 2024
Maggie is back this week with tough love for a SMOS parent whose ability to control her inbox has been eclipsed by Spring Break and a certain solar event.
Dear Maggie – March 21, 2024
This week, Maggie consoles a school parent who’s caught up in the lack of a Spring Break grind – by commiserating about her lackluster vacation plans too – all while reminiscing about her younger days… and a Spring Break “Grind” of another sort.
Dear Maggie – March 14, 2024
Maggie to the rescue again this week to bail out a mother who, let’s just say, didn’t exactly tell the truth about where she was this Tuesday night. Now she needs Maggie to fill her in on all of the hot scoop from the PTA meeting this week, so her teenage daughter doesn’t find out that she was fibbing and went out for wine with her mom-friends at Sasha’s instead of heading to the School.
Dear Maggie – February 29, 2024
This week, Maggie jumps in to help repair the generational divide between a daughter and her mother – over what SMOS activities are appropriate for the granny-set! Of course, being a grandma herself gives Maggie a leg up, as she tries to explain that the answer may just lie in a recess-ive family gene!
Dear Maggie – February 22, 2024
It’s always FAIR weather when Maggie comes to the aid of a school parent with a daunting question, and this week is no exception. In this week’s column, Maggie clarifies why a student is looking to extort fifty bucks from his cash-strapped parents for the library.
Dear Maggie – February 15, 2024
There’s something fishy going on in Maggie’s column this week – and it’s not the question about who the Feastie Boys really are, but the details about what makes the SMOS Fish Fry so good? Hint, hint – it may not take a lot of cooks in the kitchen, but it is necessary to have 4 Hands!
Dear Maggie – February 8, 2024
In this week’s column, Maggie hears from a parent who’s stuck in holiday hell – trying to juggle the indulgences of Valentine’s Day and the restrictions of Ash Wednesday. But as Maggie reminds her, not all is lost – and that there may just be a way to have her King Cake and eat it too!
Dear Maggie – February 1, 2024
Today, it’s not a parent, but none other than Ms. Jen Shearer with a request for Maggie – she is getting buried alive by your kids, or rather, by your kids’ stuff! She needs help to dig out of the Lost & Found pile before Mr. Holley files a missing person’s report, and considers her a goner. Have no fear – Ms. Shearer is still on the job, but any unclaimed items that are not “found” by February 20 will soon be “lost” to SVdP. Once again, it’s Maggie to the rescue!
Dear Maggie – January 25, 2024
If your oldest child is even less responsible than the US Postal Service is these days when it comes to delivering paperwork, you might not be alone. This week, Maggie helps out a mom who has the registration blues – with just the right note to help fix her document drama.
Dear Maggie – January 18, 2024
After a night out with her friends, Maggie is at a loss for words – not because she doesn’t have anything to say – but because she hasn’t a clue where her phone is!?! She’ll be back with answers to your pressing questions next week, but in the meantime, she reminisces this week about her favorite time of year – Catholic Schools Week (what else?)!
Dear Maggie – January 11, 2024
This week, Maggie grabs her shovel and digs into the details of the School’s snow day plans, to help an artic-addled mom dig out from the avalanche of weather forecasts brought forth by her doppler-addicted husband.
Dear Maggie – December 14, 2023
This week, Maggie is asked to help out a Mom who is desperately seeking sitters during this holiday season! As she explains, trusting the walking dead to watch your kids isn’t the best idea – but Maggie comes to the rescue with the details about the SMOS Babysitters Directory.
Dear Maggie – December 7, 2023
This week, Maggie brings in a guest columnist to help her answer a question from a parent who has a dreidel dilemma in his household. Who better than the OG Bubbeh, St. Anne (grandma of Jesus) to help light this menorah!
Dear Maggie – November 30, 2023
This week, Maggie helps out a parent who is trying to figure out where all of the religious hype her daughter brings home is coming from. It’s a mystery wrapped up in a retreat – a real who-done-it for Maggie to put on her best Jessica Fletcher sweater and get to the bottom of. But have no fear, she’ll get this mom CLUED in!
Dear Maggie – November 16, 2023
Maggie helps out a parent who has committed the ultimate sin – they threw away their child’s artwork! Nothing like back in her day though, when it was off with your head! As she ponders her own visage in the art world, she has some advice on how to redirect that artistic passion into more constructive means to help the school.
Dear Maggie – November 9, 2023
Maggie is on the march – literally! No, she was not kidnapped… just relocated from the Rectory to the new Dragon’s Grove 2.0, where she now sits under the newly situated garden dome. Stop by for a visit anytime – she’d love to catch up!
Dear Maggie – October 26, 2023
What does Maggie do to honor the Day of the Dead? Well, Alexa may not know, but Maggie does! This week, she shares her personal celebration of Día de los Muertos, and of course, it involves alcohol and hanging out with her two besties. If only we could now answer the question of whether Alexa is a ghost or just an annoying know-it-all.
Dear Maggie – October 19, 2023
This week, Maggie is helping to cure everyone’s sweet-tooth on the details for Halloween plans at School this year – no tricks, just treats!
Dear Maggie – October 12, 2023
This week, Maggie is getting lyrical about her very NOT secret closet, as she threads the needle about how to find Maggie’s Closet and what all of the hub-bub is about… bub!
Dear Maggie – October 5, 2023
This week, Maggie’s puts on her Buzzfeed pants and dishes out some sound advice for a parent who is feeling stressed from all of the Fall activities – too many events, too little time, and not enough Pumpkin Spiced Lattes to go around!
Dear Maggie – September 28, 2023
This week, Maggie’s all about the links – but it’s not the school website that has her excited, it’s the annual golf tournament! Check out the advice she has for one SMOS Dad who is worried his game may not be up to par enough to participate.
Dear Maggie – September 21, 2023
In this week’s column, Maggie helps out a Mom who’s gone missing in action with school events – and gets her back on track with the Sunday Class Mass schedule – yes, it is a thing, and yes, there is a signup!
Dear Maggie – September 14, 2023
In this week’s column, Maggie gives the FACTS on the fast, direct way to email your questions to her at maggie@stmargaretstl.org. You’ve got mail!
Dear Maggie – September 7, 2023
In this week’s column, Maggie takes a question from a reader who’s looking to get into the “Act” when it comes to checking out some new choir music!
Dear Maggie – August 31, 2023
This week, Maggie has a question from a Nellie superfan – Nellie Hoppman that is – who wonders what social groups Maggie participates in, similar to the SMOS Moms & Dads groups?
Dear Maggie – August 24, 2023
This week, Maggie is helping decide the pressing debate of “Team Monday” or “Team Friday” for a laundry weary parent. So what’s it going to be Maggie – which team are you on?!?
Dear Maggie – August 17, 2023
This week, Maggie has a very pressing question from a certain “Perplexed Principal” who needs her to spill the tea one of her favorite topics – herself! So, exactly who is Ms. Maggie??
Dear Maggie – December 8, 2022
This week, Maggie tackles the age-old SMOS gift-giving conundrum… what do I get my kid’s teacher for Christmas that they really will want, rather than jsut add to their “World’s Greatest Teacher” mug collection?